Today... Yesterday.... And beyond

I turned 30.

It doesn't feel any different to being 29.

But I am sure somebody will tell me I should feel different.

Anyway... Thats enough of today. Back to the important things in life... Things like how and why is Diana still in X-Factor. Ok, I am sure someone is thinking "Oh boy! Not back on that again are we?", but yes I am. Its just a miscarriage of justice that she is in there still. Admittedly, after the judges slated her first performance, and Louis finally expressed one of the sentiments that I scream at the TV every week (that she sounds the same every performance), she came out and actually enunciated a few of her words. I mean, I expressed joy when I managed to understand three words in a row before she swiftly went back to singing in Hebrew.

Or maybe it was Zimbabwean. Since that is where the first Diana fan I have met comes from, and she actually claimed to understand her, where as the english speaking people I have met so far fail to do so.

It also seems that nobody has told her about her hands yet. We are nearly finished for the series and she is still stroking herself like she is a kitten. For crying out loud... If I want to see a cat being stroked I will turn to National Geographic Channel. Speaking of animals, can she please put some shoes on her feet. I don't like feet at the best of times, but when hers look like they would be more suited to a duck than a human, they really should be under wraps. Or better yet, under concrete.

And a comb wouldn't go amiss either. Is Cheryl doing her best to send her out there to look like Worzel Gummidge? If this was stars in your eyes, she would have won hands down. It doesnt take but five minutes to do comb/brush your hair. I have seen homeless people with hair that is better kept than Diana's, and no, I am not exaggerating.

Yesterday, I went ice skating in Canary Wharf, and then to Nando's with a bunch of friends to have a some good food. Mmmm... vegeburger.... To all those that showed up, many thanks. To those that didn't... you suck. And to those that showed up and ran off early, you guys are somewhere between being alright and sucking.

Well... I am off now. Its my birthday, and although the world should come to a halt and recognize how blessed it is to have me, sadly most people are too myopic which means that I still have things I need to do.

But don't worry, I shall be back soon... and as I found something I wrote many years ago, I have decided to share it with you all. However, I shall probably have to break it down into parts as its quite long... So... Coming soon... PIMPOLOGY 101!

Richard and Damian, you may want to take notes.