Man... Be a Man!

I feel quite meloncholy this morning. When it comes to kicking game, my fellow men are letting me down.


I was talking to a female friend last night, and I paid her a compliment, and she went off on one, not because of the compliment itself, but because apparently guys are always complimenting her, but never seem to close the deal. (She knows I am not single, so I assure you, this post is not directed at myself!). I guess I can understand her frustration. Its gotta be the emotional equivalent to blue balls - always being teased and never finding any release!

So whats going on out there guys? Have we lost our game, or have things just become too easy?

In my younger days, (and here I go exposing my age), you had to have game to even get a womans phone number... And if you wanted to actually get your freak on, you had to have serious game. Now, its like shopping in Tesco's where you get all this BOGOF offers. Buy One Get One Free - So now you can get some sex, and she will throw the phone number in for free! Perhaps the moral of the story is that perhaps we need slightly higher standards and morals... who knows?

I will finish this blog by giving a few tips to my fellow men out there:

1) Be yourself - Forget chat up lines, a simple 'Hi' or 'Hello' will suffice. Chat up lines are corny and unoriginal.

2) Be polite - Don't stare at her bangers... talk to her face.

3) Nice guys don't finish last... Doormats do - There is a difference between being a nice guy, and letting a woman walk all over you. Learn when to say yes, and when to say no, after all, you can't respect someone who kisses your @$$ all day. A good example of this is a friend of mine (and it hurts that even my friends are affected by this), who was so intent on impressing this young lady that he liked, that when her computer broke, he travelled miles (and by this I mean more then 50miles) to fix it for her... FOR FREE! And no, he didn't even get a 'tip' for his services.

4) Don't under estimate personal hygiene - If you know you have bad breath, learn sign language! Ok, no need for such drastic action, but carry some mints around with you. The friend I mentioned above, has tried to buss a move on quite a few women, and sadly I am placing the emphasis on tried. After being shot down faster than a black man outside a NY police station, they promptly got on the internet and told all their friends, who told their friend, who told me. My friends reputation is ruined all because of his bad breath!

I could go on and on about this all day, but I have things to do...